Meaning
of Names
The meaning of names
is the focus of this site but unlike other sites we are not exclusively
focused on boy names, girl names, cute nicknames or pet names.
In fact, we may go old school one of these days and put up a page
on Name That Tune and the meanings behind the song choices. But,
I digress.
In fact, this whole site is one big digression. You see there
are a ton of meaning of names sites on the web for new parents
who want to pick perfect moniker for their newborn or unborn child.
But, what a bunch of crap this is, quite frankly.
In fact to be frank and earnest with you, surely this is a humor
site that mocks those other websites. The meaning of names found
here are made up out of thin air and mostly pulled out of my overly
large white ass.
While the other sites may have baby this and baby that focusing
on etymology and genealogy I take great lengths to parody, make
fun of and just give my funny interpretation to the alphabetical
meaning of names found here. Yours will surely be a clunker as
well.
Now, what you will also notice here that there are many meanings
of names that have nothing to do with babies at all. Nada. Nill,
No way, no how Jose. For instance, how many of those so called
hoity toity other baby names websites have pages devoted to cat
names, dog names, racehorse names, the names of famous volcanoes,
liquor names, mobster names, names of witches, pirate names and
other such categories?
There are none, I tell you! The main gist of this website is
being funny and injecting humor into the all too serious subject
of meaning of names. Sure, people are interested in their own
identities and where they come from and how the OctoMom came up
with her choices in newborn names.
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a carnival or boardwalk, we aim to give the funny meaning
of names to the passersby who stumbles upon this website.
If you want a true portrait artist to capture your essence,
then go elsewhere (or St. Elsewhere - there I'm going old
school again). |
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But, if you want a little fun, a touch of humor and a speck of
funny insight, then check out what we have to offer. You may even
find yourself chuckling a bit at the funny meaning of names that
we have come up with and if you do so, then your embarrassment
is completely private. And, I won't tell a soul, I promise. So,
have fun, enjoy and email your friends about where you found us.
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