Meaning
of Names
The meaning of names
is the focus of this site but unlike other sites we are not exclusively
focused on baby boy names, girl names, cute nicknames or pet names.
In fact, we may go old school one of these days and put up a page
on Name That Tune and the meanings behind the song choices. But,
I digress.
In fact, this whole site is one big digression. You see there
are a ton of meaning of names sites on the web for new parents
who want to pick perfect moniker for their newborn baby or unborn
child. But, what a bunch of crap this is, quite frankly (not really
as we do that here as well). But, we also have the meanings of
adult names as well.
In fact to be frank and earnest with you, surely this is a humor
site that mocks those other websites (and we are self-mocking
as well). The meaning of names found here are made up out of thin
air and mostly pulled out of my overly large white behind quarters.
While the other sites may have baby this and baby that focusing
on etymology and genealogy I take great lengths to parody, make
fun of and just give my funny interpretation to the alphabetical
meaning of names found here. Yours will surely be a funny clunker
as well.
Now, what you will also notice here that there are many meanings
of names that have nothing to do with babies at all. Nada. Nill,
No way, no how Jose. For instance, how many of those so called
hoity toity other baby names websites have pages devoted to cat
names, dog names, racehorse names, the names of famous volcanoes,
liquor names, mobster names, names of witches, pirate names and
other such categories that are more for adults?
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There are none, I tell you! The main gist
of this website is being funny and injecting humor into
the all too serious subject of meaning of names. Sure, people
are interested in their own identities and where they come
from and how the OctoMom came up with her choices in newborn
names.
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But, like a caricature artist at a carnival or boardwalk, we
aim to give the funny meaning of names to the passersby who stumbles
upon this website. If you want a true portrait artist to capture
your essence, then go elsewhere (or St. Elsewhere - there I'm
going old school again).
But, if you want a little fun, a touch of humor and a speck of
funny insight, then check out what we have to offer. You may even
find yourself chuckling a bit at the funny meaning of names that
we have come up with and if you do so, then your embarrassment
is completely private. And, I won't tell a soul, I promise. So,
have fun, enjoy and email your adult friends (baby friends, too)
about where you found us. We'll still be here. And please remember
to call me Bill or George, anything but Sue. I still hate that
name. Thank you. Thank you, very much. :)
You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Many times reality is funnier than fiction. So, in that spirit
here are our top 3 funniest real names ever:
1. 4real Superman Wheaton
2. Lleieusszuieusszesszes Willihiminizisteizzi Hurrizzissteizzi
3. Dick Assman
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