Meaning
of Names - A
When one examines the meaning of "A" names, one is to
note that this page has nothing to do with aardvarks. It would be
wonderful if this page did have something to do with aardvarks since
that is a funny name at the beginning of the alphabet, but I digress.
In regard to the meaning of names that begin with "A"
it is important to denote the funny and humorous intent behind the
names.
Meanings may vary from one culture to the next, so take
what is written here with a grain of salt. Or assault and
battery if you will.
Remember, the meaning of names listed on this page, should
not be used in a court of law as they will be deemed irrelevant
and silly. Though most of the meanings of names listed here
will not rise to the definition of libel, a few will. So,
use caution when repeating what you've read on this page.
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Meaning of Names That Begin with "A"
Aaron - means "Hank or Hankie" in Baseballian.
Abba - meaning derived from a Scandinavian cookie box, popular
in the U. S. market, defined as "boring yet delicious".
Abbagail - means boring yet delicious cookies that give the father
indigestion.
Abbey - short for "church" or "steeple" and
you open it up and see all the people.
Abdulla - means "oblongata" or large brain tissue forced
inside a tiny head.
Abe - small, short furry creature that was most likely our ancestor.
Abel - means one with many disabilities such as a hook instead
of a hand.
Abilene - short for Texas tornado or small woman with lots of energy.
Abraham - a special kind of pork presented to our founding fathers
on President's Day.
Abram - old name meaning "Old Name".
Ace - from the Latin meaning "Ventura".
Achilles - defined as a "tendency towards tendons" or
"someone who's a real heel".
Adam - meaning "first" or "ribless man looking for
a soft-round thief".
Addison - the opposite of Subtractisson.
Adolph - comes from the Germanic "Heil" or "little
mustache".
Adonis - one with the perfect body who is probably gay.
Adrian - comes from the Greek synonym for soup.
Aesop - fabled name presumed to mean "one who makes things
up".
Agape - meaning "love the one you're with".
Agatha - defined as "Christie" or "auction house".
Agnes - old name meaning "Name that is old".
Aileen - means "one leg is shorter than the other".
Akon - from the Latin, Ack and the Ethiopian Rap Singer, the meaning
is to be jailed for grand theft auto and then come out with a platinum
album.
Al - short for Algonquin or Albatros.
Alan - comes from the Irish Alanon.
Alanis - means "city under the sea".
Alastair - defined as a stair that is ala carte.
Albert - means "fat" in both French and Swahili.
Alberta - means "fat Canadian" in both French and Swahili.
Alex - short for Alexus brand of automobile.
Alexandra - means "country of the broken stumps".
Alf - small, furry alien from the Greek word, "Alfalfalicious"
Alfonzo - derived from "Happy Days" and "Fonzarelli".
Alfred - defined as a "Alf who is red".
Alfie - fie fo fum, I smell the blood of an alien.
Ali - means "greatest boxer of all time" in 2,500 different
languages.
Alice - means "without malice" or "Wonderland"
or "Wonderbra" depending upon the region of Brazil in
which one is speaking.
Alicia - is defined as having the keys to the city.
Allison - derived from son of Ali, the greatest boxer of all time.
Amadeus - means composer who has decomposed.
Ambrosia - is a derivative of "sweet smell of sweat".
Amy - means to put one in one's site on a rifle.
Andre - defined as giant mountain range.
Andreas - from the Roman, "fault in California".
Angela - an antonym to Devila.
Angie - I
Angus - beef
Anne - means "Queen for a day" or at least 57 minutes.
Annie - orphaned form derived from the Persian superlative "Ack!"
Antoinette - means "Marie" in Canadian.
Apollo - from the Harlem word for "showtime" or the NASA
word for "Space Cowboy".
April - derived from the French phrase "you're dirty, so take
a shower".
Archie - from the military phrase for "bunker".
Aretha - means "powerful vocalist" in Pig Latin.
Ariel - means "mermaid" in Disney-speak.
Aries - derived from the phrase "ram their backsides"
in Greek.
Arista - from "ear of a cat" in Latin.
Arnold - means "pig" in Pig Latin or just "Latin"
in Latin.
Arshole - posterior region of the body.
Art - defined as "deco" in Warhol-speak.
Arthur - understood as "king of the drunken movies".
Ashley - dust to dust
Athena - goddess of gruel and unusual punishment.
Atlas - means "Where are we?" in Portuguese.
Attila - was the next in line for a thrilla in Manilla with a gorilla
named Magilla, but is defined as "one who has succumbed to
salmonella".
Austin - defined as "the power of Texas".
Autumn - comes from the Norwegian word for "dead leaves".
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