Meaning
of Names - H
For the homely and horny, the meaning of names that begin with
"H" are an honorable bunch of words that form together
to entertain and enlighten, but mostly just entertain. This is because
the meaning of names that begin with "H" are certain bogus
from any factual standpoint.
The meaning of names that begin with "H" can
be summed up in one word: funny puns and jokes. In other
words, there is no true meaning and no factual content on
this page whatsoever. In fact, if you do find some relevant
and factual information please send it in as we would like
to remove it from this page, posthaste. That's a funny word,
posthaste. It generally means "Hurry, Postman, deliver
that mail!" Okay, so that's a lie. But, you see where
I'm going. This page is full of bald-faced lies just like
this. So, continue on and be lied to some more.
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Meaning of Names That Begin with "H"
Habib - grown man who giggles like a schoolgirl.
Hadley - one who pursues small, woodland creatures.
Hagar - horrible name for a boy, but good name for a rock star.
Hailey - means "comet with a tail the size of New Jersey".
Hakeem - Arabic for "goat sucker"
Hal - shallow name meaning "beauty is only skin deep, and
that's Okay".
Hale - chief name for an Indian chief.
Hamilton - synonymous with Pigilton.
Hamlet - Shakespearian version of Piglet.
Hammond - beans in French or organ donor in Irish.
Hank - means "swatter of flies" in Norwegian.
Hannah - also means "goat sucker" in Arabic.
Hannibal - derived from "fava beans and a nice chianti"
in Lambdian.
Happy - means "sad" in Portland.
Hardy - also known as "wimpy" in Sudanese.
Harley - Hog
Harmony - means "Pip" in twelve foreign nations.
Harold - means "Hark! The angels are singing".
Harper - harpoon in Japanese.
Harry - of the fur.
Hartley - synonymous with "angina".
Hartwig - a toupee for one's heart.
Harvey - means "invisible rabbit" in Stewland.
Hayden - where the hay is.
Haywood - a certain kind of hay that grows on wood.
Hazel - eyes.
Heath - bar.
Heather - means "the fur on the monkey's back is good eatin'".
Hector - antonym of Hellboy.
Heidi - means "to seek".
Heinz - one who makes the catsup.
Helen - the Greek word for "sniffles".
Henderson - same as "harry" ape.
Henny - means "one-liner" in Dutch.
Henry - Ford the river, I'm drowning!
Herb - spice girl.
Hercules - Latin form of the Greek form of the Pig Latin form meaning
"Mucus spewer".
Herman - not his man.
Hermes - a virus between heterosexual couples.
Herod - not his rod.
Heron - bird of a feather.
Herschel - chocolate covered running back who could be a little
nutty.
Hester - born to be mild.
Hilaria - funny form of malaria.
Hilary - Queen of the forest stumps.
Hilda - over hill and dale.
Hippocrates - do as I say, not as I do.
Hirsh - give me a kiss in Yiddish.
Holly - deck the halls.
Hong - like a horse.
Hope - means "sudden, violent death" in Eskimo.
Hopkin - synonymous with "fava beans and a nice chianti".
Horace - means "wiper of other people's bottoms".
Horatio - ration of Hors to non-Hors.
Horst - with no name.
Howard - same as "gazillionaire".
Hubert - means "Humphrey the Humpback Whale" in Welsh.
Hudson - river dance.
Huey - Lewis has got some news.
Hugh - means "hug your cow today".
Humphrey - camel got back
Hyperion - one who licks his own snot.
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